Barney Advice Of The Day

Barney Stinson Quote Of The Day

“It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”

Barney Stinson's personalized use of the word 'legendary' on HIMYM has become, well, legendary! Plus he's always coming up with ways to throw it at audiences when they least expect it!

Evil Barney!

Something strange is going on, I was down at the hardware store trying to get a little something, something.

“Wait you go to the hardware store to pick up girls?” – Robin

There are four kinds of women who go down to the hardware store by themselves:

1. Single
2. Recently Single
3. Recently Divorced
4. Lesbian who will let me watch

“You could not be more evil.” - Lily

Sorry, five: Recently Widowed.

- Barney Stinson

"The Bracket"

How I Met Your Mother

Hot/Crazy Scale

The Hot/Crazy Scale is a graph used to display someone's hot-to-crazy ratio.
As Barney explains in How I Met Everyone Else, a person is allowed to be crazy, as long as they are equally hot. Ideally, you want your date to be above the diagonal line, indicating that they are hotter than they are crazy.
The diagonal line is known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal by Barney, after a girl he dated who jumped back and forth across the line by shaving her head, then losing ten pounds, then stabbing Barney with a fork and finally getting a boob job.

The bottom-right corner of the scale is dubbed the Shelly Gallebsy zone by Barney, after another girl he dated who fell into that area after gaining twenty pounds and trying to kill him with a brick.
Barney explains the Hot-Crazy scale to the gang after Ted introduces them to Blah Blah, his crazy girlfriend at the time.

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The Freeway Theory - Barney Stinson

Relationships are like a freeway. Freeways have exits, so do relationships. The first one, my personal favorite, is 6 hours in. You meet, you talk, you have sex, you leave while she’s in the shower. The next exits are 4 days, 3 weeks, 7 months, then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit, death. Which, if you’ve been with the same woman all your life, it’s like ‘are we there yet’?

What do you think? 

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This seems a lot like Barney Stinson’s wedding card

xD

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